Here Be Dragons
The life of a sailor isn't easy. There are long days, dangerous storms, and AAAAAAAAAH! OW MY HEAD !! IT'S GOT ME ! IT'S G...(slurrrrp! ahhh.)
How to Play
Mouse control only. Click to tongue-lash.
There are 4 sailors on each boat waiting for your stomach.
Aim for them and avoid the boat itself.
No Install! Just play online!
Ryan writes one of the funniest game blogs
you'll ever read.
He is also the creator of TOJam #2's criminally underrated Two By Two
Ryan finally fell asleep Sunday morning around 8am,
which was the exact time the carpenter downstairs decided to start throwing crates around.
This game has style and presentation to burn. I love the cartoony artwork and the "bookend" poems.
Destroying the ships and eating the sailors always fills me with glee.
Once you get the hang of tonguing, the game is fairly easy to finish (and worth it)!
All I ask is for more sailors to eat, and ships to destroy.